Wikipedia has a lot of interesting comments about Murphy and his Law. Apparently, "The law's namesake was Captain Ed Murphy, a development engineer from Wright Field Aircraft Lab. Frustration with a strap transducer which was malfunctioning due to an error in wiring the strain gage bridges caused him to remark – "If there is any way to do it wrong, he will" – referring to the technician who had wired the bridges at the Lab. I assigned Murphy's law to the statement and the associated variations."
There are many other versions and extensions of the original Murphy's Law (whatever that was-!) and you may be interested in some of them below.
- A falling object will always land where it can do the most damage.
- If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
- A shatterproof object will always fall on the only surface hard enough to crack or break it.
- A paint drip will always find the hole in the newspaper and land on the carpet underneath (and will not be discovered until it has dried).
- A dropped power tool will always land on the concrete instead of the soft ground (if outdoors) or the carpet (if indoors) - unless it is running, in which case it will fall on something it can damage (like your foot).
- If a dish is dropped while removing it from the cupboard, it will hit the sink, breaking the dish and chipping or denting the sink in the process.
- A valuable dropped item will always fall into an inaccessible place (a diamond ring down the drain, for example) - or into the garbage disposal while it is running.
- If you use a pole saw to saw a limb while standing on an aluminum ladder borrowed from your neighbor, the limb will fall in such a way as to bend the ladder before it knocks you to the ground.
- If you pick up a chunk of broken concrete and try to pitch it into an adjacent lot, it will hit a tree limb and come down right on the driver's side of your car windshield.
- The greater the value of the rug, the greater the probability that the cat will throw up on it.
- You will always find something in the last place you look.
- (Or, alternatively, It is never in the last place you look. It is in the first place you look, but never discovered on the first attempt. )
- No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere else cheaper.
- The other line always moves faster.
- Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.
- If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up.
- If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
- When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.
- Anything dropped in the bathroom will fall in the toilet.
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