Awkward and Awesome

Okey dokey, I'm going to have a crack at one of my very first awkward and awesome posts!!!

(bows and waits for applause to stop)

AWKWARD:

-Going into a room with a specific purpose, only to find that you had forgotten what that purpose was!
-Biting your tongue accidentally while eating- OUCH
-When you start reciting Bible verses loftily to younger siblings when they are squabbling, only to find that you are saying them wrong and they start telling you the correct ones...
-Thinking that the words LOL stood for Lots of Love when they stand for Laugh out Loud..... enough said! (don't worry, this was, like, a year ago)
-Forgetting to attach attachments to emails.
-Trying to think of things to write for Awkward. I've run out already...


AWESOME:

-Watermelon chewing gum. That is, like, the most awesome thing ever.
-Cute little brothers and sisters....
-Jeremiah 29:11. I think that has to be one of my favourite verses in the entire Bible! (I have thousands of top favourites, by the way.)
-Chestnuts. I love eating them! The domain at the end of our street has dozens of chestnuts trees. We go down there and get bags and bags full then come home, cook 'em up and eat just about all of them.
-Watching videos of Laurel and Hardy on YouTube.
-SCHOOL HOLIDAYS!!!!


And on that note, I shall henceforth depart. Fare thee well, for I shall not return until after dawn has broken.
Bonnie