I confess... I have done something terrible... it is awful, I know.
I have good news and bad news for you.
The Good News First.
There has been a grand total of exactly.....
20,000 views on my blog!!!!
*Bows, turns, pauses, bows again and waits for clapping to die down*
The Bad News Second.
It was me.
*Bows head in shame*
When I saw my blog had seen a total of 19,998 views, I viewed it twice myself just to make it that awesome number of 20,000. I freely confess my sins and hope that you will forgive it in light of the great achievement that has been achieved.
What do you think? Was it terrible? Or right? Let me know in the comments.