How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb? - author unknown

(Sharing it here with you because I read this and laughed so hard - it's brilliant! I just knew you'd love it too. :) )

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb? 

Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. 

Dachshund: I can't reach the stupid lamp! 

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. 

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me! 

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . 

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? 

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russel Terrier: I’ll just pop it in while I’m bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Bulldog: Just one, but it takes them 3 years to do it.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. 

Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. 

Great Dane: Just give me back my blanket and do it yourself.

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ 

German Shepherd: I’ll change it as soon as I’ve led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven’t missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

 Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

 Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there... 

 Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? 

 Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in a little circle... 

 Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

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