This was sent to us by a friend as one of those funny chain emails. It's a whole lot of final exam answers... answered by 16 year olds.... I'm posting it because it's seriously HILARIOUS!!
I hope you get as much enjoyment out of it as I did. :)
The following questions were set in last year's Finals examination.
These are genuine answers (from 16 year olds).
Q. Name the four seasons.
A.. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q. How is dew formed?
A.. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A.. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are
Q. What are steroids?
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q. What happens to your body as you age?
A.. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A.. Premature death.
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour?
A.. Keep it in the cow.
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)?
A.. The body is consisted into 3 parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity.
The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and
the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A,E,I,O,U
Q. What is the fibula?
A.. A small lie.
Q. What does 'varicose' mean?
Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'
A.. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?
A.. A Roman Emperor.
(Julius Seizure, I came, I saw, I had a fit.)
Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you are sick at the airport.
Q. What does the word 'benign' mean?
A.. Benign is what you will be after you be eight
Q. What is a turbine?
A.. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head.
Once an Arab boy reaches puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head.
Hahaha! I read them again just now and can't stop laughing.... :)
Here's my prayer for you, my blog readers, just before I close.